It Just Didn't Work...

I tried to fix my toes, it just didn't work!
I tried to do my hair, it just didn't work
I tried to visit the Rockies, it just didn't work
I tried to keep a secret, it just didn't work
I tried to have a pity party, it just didn't work!  :)
I tried to get my business going, it just didn't work
I tried to give a damn, it just didn't work
I tried to quiet the noise, it just didn't work
I tried to do the laundry, it just didn't work
I tried to clean the kitchen, it just didn't work
I tried to ignore the monster under my bed, it just didn't work
I tried to get rid of my headache, it just didn't work
I tried to find a self refilling tea cup, it just didn't work
I tried to ignore those nagging chores, it just didn't work
I tried to read AND watch tv, it just didn't work
I tried to think with my heart, it just didn't work
I tried to ignore the obvious, it just didn't work
Now, I'm trying to get my boys to sleep, and it just halfway worked...