| “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” — Albert Einstein | |||||||||||||||||
| “The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. ~ George Bernard Shaw |
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.
Jeremy Grey
“To love is to risk not being loved in return."
“Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.” ~ Alex Tan
“In love, it is better to know and be disappointed, than to not know and always wonder.”
"We fear that if we do not have love we will be unhappy.” ~ Richard Bach
“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“Every exit is an entry somewhere.”
~ Tom Stoppard
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'” - Charles Schultz
“A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire and intention, by false speaking, to deceive and injure your neighbour.” ~ Jonathan Swift
“Celebrate endings – for they precede new beginnings.” — Jonathan Lockwood Huie
“Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.”” — Ann Landers
“Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go.” — Herman Hesse
Funnier Ones:
That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
- Matthew McConaughey as David Wooderson, in “Dazed and Confused”If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! ~ Ace Ventura
From Animal Crackers
Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let's get married!
Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that's bigamy!
Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!
“I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity
“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” — Anchorman
" I feel like a horse's patute" ~ Chris Farley
An excuse is a reflection of something you never intended to do.
A lie is something you create in your head to let another person know you believe they are gullible.
A failure is the greatest of all teachers.
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